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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:00

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

-mwahh

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Why is the First Amendment referred to as a right to free speech instead of an immunity from punishment for one's words, regardless of their truthfulness?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

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“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]